A gang of girls are pissing me off this week(nothing new there eh!)

1. Tina Barrett(who?? exactly)

Couldnt bare this troll when she was in S club 7 all those years ago,cant stand her now! The annoying bint is making a “comeback” like anyone really missed you love?? I watched her been interviewed by Mylene Klass last week and i could see that Mylene,ever the friendly person,was dying to laugh her fucking head off when she played the new single ‘Fire’ by Tina. Tragic song and she looked off her cake during the entire interview. If your on your own,we dont give a shit about a comeback babes! Traaa

2. Lauren Goodger

So the girl gets sacked from TOWIE but dont worry,she is going to take over the world… pahahahahaha MAJ!!!
Cellulite Sally claims that her and her sisters,Nicola and the other 1 will be as big as The Kardashians!!! Well looking at this pic babe,your about as big as them all put together!!

“Watch out UK,we will be the new Kardashians” errrrm dont think so Lozza babe,if Kim’s pubic hair made a fly on the wall show and went head to head with yours; i know who id back to be the winner. PUBES.

3. Rita Ora

Good voice,pretty average. Good looking,pretty average. Decent pop song,pretty average. Rihanna tribute act- the best in the world!
This girl is so overrated and nothing more than Jay Z and Drake trying to cash in on Rihanna’s fame by creating a UK Version of her. For god sake Rita,get your own identity its making me C fukinnn Ringe!

Its been announced today that Will Smith is in talks with a major TV network over in the USA to bring back… THE FRESH PRINCE!!!!!!

Yes yes yes!! even though Will is now a humongieee movie star,pop star,director and DILF, Will wants to do a new series of his hit show.

A source says “Will wants to bring the show back and show his character as a 40 year old father and husband. Keeping the fun but showing a more grown up side of Will”

This would be amazing,please make this happen Will!!

Alexandra Burke has revealed that she will use her horrible experiences with cheating nobhead ex,Jermaine Defoe to make the best music she has ever made!! Go on girl!!

The X factor winner spoke about the break up and cheating rumours,however unlike most other celebs, Alex refused to bad mouth Jermaine and simply said she will “use the negatives to my advantage and make some brilliant music from this”

Alexandra’s new album,ironically titled “Heartbreak” will be her best work to date. I have heard some of the tracks already and its gonna be a smash! After all,look at previous albums wrote through heartbreak; Back to Black by Winehouse… 21 by Adele.
Alex stated that she “doesnt always get it right,i am only human” Love it!

Its obvious from this pic,taken yesterday, that US sensation,Miley Cyrus has lost a lot of weight over the past few months. A friend close to the star has spoken to press in the USA about how worried her friends and family are.

Miley claims that her “obsession” with Pilates has been a key factor to her shrinking to a tiny size6 but also tweeted last month to explain her weight loss is down to a health problem;

“For everyone calling me anorexic, I have a gluten and lactose allergy. A gluten-free diet excludes foods containing gluten, a protein found in wheat. “It’s not about weight — it’s about health. Gluten is crap anyway!”

Her ‘friend’(how she can call herself that when she is selling stories about Miley is beyond me!!!) claims this is rubbish and that Miley is simply “obsessed with her image”

Either way,i think Miley is a gorgeous girl who shouldnt worry about her size. Miley has always been a strong role model for her young fans,yes she has grinded on a pole once in a while and been spotted smoking a ciggie but she is only human after all. Fat or thin,she is still a very grounded celeb.

Yes,this week my ‘love’ section is all about the biggest and best talent show on tv! The Voice! I am going to the live shows this weekend and cant wait.

1. Tyler James. I actually adore this lad,maybe its because i was such a massive fan of Amy Winehouse and i can see how much he is hurting. I actually think he has one of the most beautiful voices ive heard from the UK in years! Just listen to his version of “Higher Love” and you WILL fall in love. Beautiful voice,stunning looks and a shy personality all makes this lad so adorable.

2. Ruth Brown. WOW!! Everytime this girl sings,i actually go cold! Such a soulful voice and you can tell she sings every single word from her heart. The UK music industry needs someone like this,a massive soul diva! Young but sounds so old school. Ruth will be a massive star across the world,i know this!!

3. Vince Kidd. Reminds me of Pink,Robyn,Daniel Merriweather- All artists who are strong,talented and can take a song of someone elses and within a few minutes make it their own number 1 hit!! Outstanding talent. I love his attitude,his style and his fight. He is defo the one to watch. So cool but a real threat to the others in the competition,pretty fuckin hot aswell!! (marry me)

Cheaper by the Dozen star,Hilary Duff has said being a mother is “so easy”

The actress and singer has posted loads of pics of her and her baby boy,Luca over the past few weeks along with tweets on how easy she is finding motherhood! From feeding to nappy changing,nothing is getting to the new mummy!

Even birth,usually the thing that puts girls off having anymore kids was “simple” for the 24 year old.
So giving is birth is supposed to be pretty hard work eh? Not for our our Hilz! it was a walk in the park…

“It was very easy. I went into labour at about one in the morning and I very calmly had my bags packed and woke my husband [NHL player Mike Comrie] up after about three hours of walking up and down my hallway,”

Oooh Hilary your just so perfect!

Makes me cry everytime,just wish they would of been able to make an actual video.

PURE CLASS <3

The Voice coach,Will.I.Am is on the prowl again! The Black Eyed Peas frontman has been asking friends to hook him up with Leona!

Will has been a massive fan of her music for a while,he has even wrote tracks for her. But after seeing recent pics of her,whilst in UK the star is said to be “obsessed”.

A source who works at The Voice said “Will thinks Leona is stunning and he is looking to set up a full time home in the UK,he is such a sweet guy and would make the perfect boyfriend for Leona”

Now that would be 1 hot and very talented A-list couple!! Move over Alex Reid and Chantelle…

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Well after watching tonights Channel 4 documentary id just like to say to all of the haters giving the girls shit-admit that you would LOVE to swap places with any of these girls!!

I dont blame or judge them at all! Yes they rinse lads of cash,yes they get loads of gifts for a little flirting and giving some men attention but isnt that the mans own fault?? Why blame the girls? If i could get shipped over to New York by some fella and not even have to nail him I DEFO WOULD!! I say Hi 5 to Holly Henderson and the rest of them! I know hundreds of girls who do this on a daily basis,whether to some lad who fancies them or their husband or boyfriend-as least these girls have the balls to admit they do this! Most of the girls hating on these 3 ‘rinsers’ are doing it themselves thats why they want to slag these girls off! Not nice seeing yourself on tele eh

One thing i dont agree with though is calling your “customers” thick etc,thats just plain rude!

Ive just read that Pixie Geldof has slated Madonna for her dress sense!
The offspring of Bob’s and possibly one of the most pointless ‘celebs’ ever called the QUEEN OF POP for dressing like Mutton!! Pixie(ironic name considering she looks like Tinkerbell after being jet washed in cat piss) said she thinks Madonna is a mess and needs to act and dress her age.

BLA BLA BLA!! This coming from the walking piece of boiled shite whos sister is a poor excuse for a human,whos ex boyfriends look like victims of a mad weekend at Fred West’s gaf and whos Dad(hero for his charity work) looks like Hayley Croppers semi on!! Do us all a favour Pixie Piss Head, shut it!! Madonna has more talent and fashion sense in her wrinkled clit than you have in your whole body. GIMP!